Government Agrees To Consult Public Before Acting

In an announcement this morning the leaders of all parties in the House and Senate have agreed to consult public before taking any actions concerning …. well, anything. This took place shortly after a rash of encounters between politicians and a group of mothers who showed up in DC and whipped several members of the House and Senate.

When questioned, the women said “Their actions were necessary and long overdue….” We couldn’t agree more. Sometimes there’s nothing like a good old humiliating ass whoopin’ to fine tune a person’s behavior.

Washington’s big shots said they should probably ask before making any comments on the matter – then something about the people and god and then something else.